Thursday, October 23, 2008

Pokemon Roms For Cydia

Traveller

There has been some time ago that I met at the Prince John Dive Resort is a strange young Germans. He spoke of himself only as a Traveler, he travelte been a while. Over on Java and Lombok were also lots of cool Traveler with which one could chill cool, the whole course in Backpackers. He formally took out a sentence without sounding absolutely eloquent Anglicism insert. The bird he shot down but, as he lay on the beach and decorated the sun goose idyll with the loud sound of his mobile phone, which places him in the very heart of the "normal" tourists there closed.
who believes this was an isolated case, is wrong. In the Black Marlin Dive Resort in the Islands Togean I was able to now, several specimens of this rare type of experience
tourists.


results are as follows behavioral study:

The typical traveler is different from the conventional traveler in the journey length, the routes, the Kommentkampf, the adaptation to local circumstances and, in particular the desire to distinguish themselves from ordinary travelers.

During the normal tourist (say diving tourist) is only two to four weeks, the Traveler travels from one to 12 months. Most clearly distinguished the case of the four-week Einmonatstraveller tourists. If you ask any copy, whether there away from home on holiday , this is in the negative proud. It operates "Traveling". This is the one fascinating sport, where you as quickly as possible, all areas which have been described in the Lonely Planet have seen, in order to meet every evening in the Lonely Planet recommended in the resort. Here you can do without the pesky locals and you find like-minded people. Together with any amount of beer our music is one among them. It is after all no place like.
These aggregations of different individuals, they share most of the trip. ... Uh ... Traveling stories. Traveler Those who have visited most places, anywhere can tell what (this also helps the Lonely Planet cleverly to learn by heart) to enjoy the highest reputation among peers. It seems completely irrelevant, as long as you have visited these places. Five minutes and a shot from the bus reach as much as 5 weeks. Finally, yes it is traveling and wants to travel ... .. uh ... traveln. It is important always to follow the suggestions of the guide, after all, you really know all the secrets. Now and then comes a traveler on the road and gets unexpectedly with the locals. Here he feels at not very well, but he gets along. Finally, he has eaten a whole pack Laryam (malaria prevention), drinking water (for which there is beer?) And eats no vegetables. Will he later returned to the familiar realm Travelertings one, he enjoys double prestige, because he has experienced the wilderness. And soon be heading off to close whole groups of this adventure marked by deprivation, alone out there to experience it.
important for the social hierarchy of learning Traveling is the speech competition. This occurs if they meet several travel with the same size range on each other. If the traveler does not impress his opponent with the list of destinations seen, so he resorts to his language skills. As the winner here is clear the one who ruled by the most languages a little. Most important Here are the essential words "yes", "no", "thank you" and "beer". This is brought into the resort also generously used. Decorate the whole atmosphere then by European music, which iPods from the indispensable (of course, the latest model) or the Mac notebooks are roaring, which should also be missing in any travel equipment. (Especially in poorer countries have proven this to keep before the eyes of the natives a certain level.)

Conclusion: The typical
Traveller is a walking paradox. He seeks the adventure, far away from civilization, but only goes to where it either meets other travelers, or he goes I move in large groups. The tech world that he really wants to leave, he carries it around everywhere and always with you and creates an environment at home (there's also the most beautiful).

self-reflection:
Fortunately, I think it is important to distinguish myself from the normal travelers. On the other hand, I'm not a tourist but rather an Adjusted Grant Emmi. Since I suffer from the formation of 'Travellers and tourists so little, I like looking at it regularly, drink beer and outshine every traveler with my stories, with the Indonesian staff here I only speak the national language even though It vesteht English or German. So I can impress Indonesians as well as Traveler. Ultimately I have to lose even a call. In my house I do not give up the majority of European luxury ... .. to do it is just as nice at home.

That leaves the question:
What do I do if I break off a week in my tent and go back to Germany? I know ... .. then I will just travel!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Human Resources Cover Letters

Airlines

After a completed conference in the worst tourist district of Denpasar / Bali wanted my colleague Bernard and I translate to Palu / Sulawesi. Currently, the only air link is with the airline "Garuda" in Makassar. From there we were with "Wings" continues to Palu. Normally, the airline is preparing for "Wings" still fly the old machines of Douglas ("Where the still being built?" Quote: Firefly (Joss Wedon)), the greater discomfort. Come down, they are all so far!

Garuda contrast, is notoriously the largest and most reliable airline to be. It flew until recently even to Frankfurt, to have been there to protect the security regulations for foreign airlines.

Garuda is a name with tradition, particularly impressive for an airline. The name has its origins in Ramayanasage.


Here is the short version:

Ramayana young lover was kidnapped from the upper evil. The silly goose the safe circle of protection to leave the sugar-sweet kid (who turned villain) to stroke. Ramayana now wants his girl must have back. (I always ask myself at this time, as his people would have developed evolutionarily, if he had decided here a wiser woman take?) Since he is not the chief evil can defeat he called Garuda. After a short back and forth this brings on his back the white monkey king, the best action movie in style the bad guys defeated, the chick saves and the palace of the evil Abfackelt. Happy End!


This piece was also performed on stage in front of the swimming pool in our over-priced conference hotel. Garuda had an impressive appearance. He literally flew across the stage. Critical voices from the public but considered that it would actually fall now into the water and tear with 200 passengers to their deaths. But it was probably not a cabaret and d

he was an actor more reliable than the airline.

Back to the plane, in which Bernard and I sat. We were standing on the runway, when I noticed that my pocket knife with a 10 cm blade accidentally Spring is still in the hand luggage. (I have the two checks have just been lucky.) What the hell? We mentally prepared ourselves just for the start, as happened ... nothing like that.

Shortly after the announcement, there were technical problems and we would have to wait a bit. So we got into decay around the airport. "In ten minutes, fixing things, here you have two food vouchers, they come back afterwards." N

oh an hour (which lasted a total of three times 10 minutes), we were finally admitted that the flight would not take off 13 clock. This made it impossible to get our connecting flight in Makassar. So we went spontaneously into the management of Garuda and asked for. We offered to stay in Dempasar and only later, when we had a new connection is re-emerge in the airport (I had successfully tried surfing once and confessed my first big wave. But that's another story I anyhow any of them will not hear me tell.), but davo

n wanted to know nothing. No problem. We could just take the next connection.

With a little discomfort, and after my pocket knife and I have the security controls seven Times had happened, we got on the plane. In these moments I always hope that they have taken not only chewing gum to fix. The security Ballet, the pretty stewardess reassured me a bit. Honestly, how many successful ditching you have heard so far? And how many of them took place on the mainland?

After an hour flight we landed successfully in Makassar. I was tempted to applaud the pilot for it, but could in the last moment

act together yet. In the international terminal niegelnagelneuen us slept first one's face. We should have known better. The flight was gone and the next fully booked out. So we waited a few hours, hoping the staff is looking for a solution. But all they found was that there was no place left for the next three days. But we could remain on standby in the airport and perhaps slide down. That was the moment when we finally burst the collar. Immediately we presented an ultimatum to receive a ticket for the next day to 17 clock, or they would have to pay for the return flight to Denpasar at 17.30 clock. The change we

Erer negotiating policy was a sudden success. Somehow, an employee of the airline raise two tickets and two Bulleh (palefaces) were reassured. In any case, as long as we are up 19 Clock still stood in the airport and no one bothered to a hotel. We were put off as was the whole day after. Meanwhile, an Indonesian colleague, we reported on our experience, also cut his fist on the table, and minutes later was in possession of a ticket. All other passengers with the same fate were still waiting patiently. Why must be always the first angry man?

by 20 clock finally we entered a hotel. Most Indonesians rushed and crowded in front after typical Indonesian Art. Thankfully. I had hardly entered the building because I was already clear, I do not stay here! After a short discussion with the airline employees who were We and our Indonesian colleague drove back to the airport where we waited another half hour. Shortly after 21 clock we were checked into the latest and most expensive five-star hotel in town, got dinner and breakfast vouchers. Well it is but please. Why must be always the first angry man?

When I, after a relaxing hot shower, in the elevator went down to dinner, I met a few other European tourists. They had been with me in the late pilot. What were they doing here? After a short conversation I found out that they were already for 3 clock there and you brought them their tickets for the onward flight.

Damn!

Why can not always keep my mouth shut?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Sore Skin No Rash In Armpits

Bali - continued


...
Bali is full of culture and full of tourists. To suggest that there is a correlation, it is as if you still believe in Santa Claus. The tourists come to Bali because of the beaches and the waves. At least from the surfers can claim that. Some remain as dropouts. But the business is in the fight for the tourists hard and soon put down the drop, that they just have to suck up to those tourists who wanted to get out of their system they. Only few manage it. The constraints and networks that we here maintain required in order to earn money for are higher by a multiple than in Germany. Not that life in Bali was not pleasant. As long as you have money and not have to work, it is so. If you have left now all the money there, it is better to leave. It's all about the money. But we
return back to the original theme. Why the tourists come to Bali? The answer is: relax, Leberintoxikation and sex. can in Bali will probably destroyed more alcohol than the rest of Indonesia, and sex is preserved here in all its forms. Klappst halt due to physical inadequacies not with the pretty tourist, so are dozens like Balinesierinnen to services. Most involve money. In many rich but already promises. Who would not do anything when lures the golden life in rich Europe?
Or should it be a boy? No problem! Here you can meet everything.

Sorry!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Thank You Card From Hair Stylist

Bali


It's like coming home to familiar ways. After the stress of the past days, that can fail at any one time, the hair, finally I land in Indonesia. Suddenly, the Indonesian composure reduces hherĂ¼ger about me and forms a protective shield of the soul.
While in Germany was: deadlines and time pressure, suffer up to: That remains to be done no matter how, it says in Indonesia: Pelan Pelan (slow). Fight against it to do is, from the beginning doomed to failure anyway, and makes no sense. So it fits on easily and recognize the salutary effect of these two little words. Because it means nothing else than simply breathe deeply!
That was at the airport in Denpasar. A taxi driver offers me his cell phone and leaves me completely without a cheat to me for the fare to the hotel, I ask about his cell phone from Oliver. It is Idul Fitri - the highest Islamic holiday. That is Muhammad's armies to leave. Like ants they are over populated by the local German Hotels ago distribute the ureingeborenen Australians from the beaches and fill soon the whole town. Oliver has used this small but cute hours to find hotel. Since I know Indonesia, I feel right at home. German tourists probably would not move, which probably contributes to the well-being ...

... to be continued